Egg on my Face

I think I'm turning into a Danny Tanner cleaning clone. Lately, I've been spending hours deep cleaning and grinning in delight as my new steamer cuts through stubborn stains. Unfortunately, I sometimes get carried away. The other day as I was scrubbing, I quickly bent down to grab something and somehow slammed my forehead on the side of the dresser which led to blood spewing out of my head and an immense headache. The first thing I did was make sure I didn't get any blood on my newly cleaned floor, then I iced it, finished cleaning and thought I was good. However,that night at a party, several people commented on my Harry Potter like gash, and how I should have gotten stitches because the gash would soon be a permanent scar. I stared at them in horror until one of my favorite friends gave me hope with an old family secret to prevent scarring. He told me to take the skin off an egg put it on the gash, and then put the egg white on it. Some of you may be shaking your head in superstition, but I didn't have a lot of options, and I'm a believer in random remedies. And so, I soon began my egg skin, and egg white remedy. This is as good as it gets:

I'm not going to lie, I got a lot of funny stares and laughs at the egg on my face, but I remained strong and now that scar is looking good. Which leads me to believe that sometimes egg on your face isn't so bad.