There are Just Some Things People Should not do

The other week I found myself in charge of a pie eating competition, which not only requires you to buy pies, sweet talk free bibs, and rally participants, but it also requires you to judge people stuffing squishy pies into their face. Nobody should be asked to watch, let alone judge something like that. Especially, someone who has a very weak stomach. Seriously, it was pretty gross, but I must admit I was holding my own. That is I was holding my own until, a hot shot guy looked up at me and smiled with whip cream oozing down his face. I think he thought he had found a sympathetic face, and so he moaned "I don't feel so well." This was of course followed by pudding dribbling out of his mouth. It was exactly the worse thing that could happen to me. I of course did what any weak stomach person would do. I started to gag, threw my roommate in front of me, and dashed off yelling at her to finish judging. In the end, this tiny looking lady won, without a drop of pie on her face. After everyone was cleaned up, I made my way back over to the contest. The guy now had a shiny clean face, and he came over to me and smiled. "I've never had a girl look at me before and want to throw up." He exclaimed. I tried to apologize, but that image kept entering my head. My roommate tried to make amends and piped up, "Oh don't worry, it's not you, she just has a weak stomach. She almost throws up every night when I talk to her while I'm brushing my teeth."(Which again is something people really should not do, it is gross.) However, he didn't hear this explanation because he was to busy running off to the root beer chugging contest, which again is really something people . . .